I have truly ascended into hell
I’m both very sorry and laughing so hard my ribs hurt
Tempted to do an audio-post reading of this. I have the worst voice in mind.
E U P H O R I A
waaait a minute misadventureofme isn’t this the same message you recieved
w0W wh@t r the 0dds!
Leo pete is king of the jungle
Diana and I have decided that this is one of the best okcupid profiles
Seriously crying rn
So I checked my mom’s e-mail for her and found out she’s on a dating site so she had me read the messages for her and omg
She thinks it’s romantic and I can’t breathe help
Sooo, these are things my mom finds romantic. (And yes, I did get her permission to make the post because I’m a respectful daughter like that)