the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

i just created an okcupid profile called ilovefedoraguys

it is time to create myself into the perfect woman

yes

this will do nicely

it’s begun

worsethanmyotherblog:

RIP in peace.

This asshole.

oh god I was going through my old messages and I found this

UokC note: Jesus Christ the noise that came out of my mouth was not human

okcupid-inbox:

i don’t appreciate his tone

thekosherpickle:

On OKCupid, I write a nice, message and everything. Introduce myself, say hi, you know, and nobody ever responds. Why? How comes girls don’t have common manners?

Maybe because girls don’t owe you shit for being “nice”

Hey guys, sorry we’ve been offline recently. Lots of big things happening at UokC!

One of those things is my roommate joining our team and helping with posts and submissions.

Which brings me to my next thing. We can’t stay active without submissions, so be sure to send in your funny/awkward/creepy OkC screenshots/stories!

From now on, whenever people message me and I don’t like them, I’m going to respond with links to gifs.

Also he responded back saying “what is that” so I linked to the gif of Jess from New Girl crying.